Play Cow Cow

Here’s How How…

1) Must be in a car
2) Not alone
3) See a cow
4) Yell “Cow Cow”

Cow Cow a very basic game that is udderly impossible to resist once you start. I know you are saying “Holy cow! Stop milking this silly car game!” Butter seriously, enough bull, here is the game…

You and your car mates compete with one another to be the first individual to spot a cow, or a gaggle of cows in a field (or general barn region) and announce the term “Cow Cow”.

Points:
-Who ever says “Cow Cow” first receives one point.
-If you say “Cow Cow” and no cow is present (by chance it was a lamb), one point is deducted from your score
-If you begin to say “Cow Cow”, but in the middle of the second O realize it was just a lamb, and stop before you say the entire thing, you loose a point.
-Car team will decide on game winning score (and perhaps reward) prior to game.

Some Rules:
-A picture of a cow (on a billboard, sign, train, bumper sticker, or a person dressed in a cow costume) does count as a legitimate “Cow Cow” point.
-If a “Cow Cow” caller is slow, another can swoosh in and steal it.
Example:
(Jeff and Gary are in a car. Gary spots a cow.)

Gary: COOOOOO….
Jeff: cowcow
Gary: OW COOW

(Jeff –1 Gary –0)

Have fun. Hard game to play in the city. Watch out for those Hybrid Cow Horses. No matter what happens, every time you play at some point someone in the car will see another animal, be it a horse, lamb, duck, or sometimes just an object, such a flag or a train or boat, and at some point, when that person sees that something, they will yell “donkey donkey” or “fire extinguisher, fire extinguisher” and it will be a joke and it will be funny and everyone will chuckle and then the game will continue and it will just happen because it does. Just don’t force it.

Scott.Concepts.Inc.

Would You Rather...

1. Would you rather have a ball of fire shoot out of your stomach at random times, sort of like a fart, OR have teeth that each had their own personality.
2. Would you rather have to take one step backward for every three steps forward, OR for every important situation your pants fall down.
3. Would you rather have everyone always talk to you in a panicy voice OR have everyone always whisper to you.
4. Would you rather stub your toe really hard once a day, everyday OR every time you sneeze you fart simultaneously, aka the sneezefart.
4. Would you rather have taste buds on your fingertips OR every time you put on your clothes they are sopping wet.
5. Would you rather throw like a girl OR smell like a girl.


Turn to the person to your left immediately and discuss. Remember, all else is equal in your life. Post your answers and rationale in the comments section.

379Earl.Concepts.Inc.