SWEARS! A Dying Tradition

The other day I was happily on my way to class when I noticed a pedestrian get struck by an oncoming cyclist. After a few flips and regaining consciousness the two were back on there feet. I was still shocked and about 30 feet away at the time an anticipating the pedestrian to tell the cyclist to stick the bike up his ASS. But there was nothing, the pedestrian simple stated, “my bad” and they both walked/rode away. They might as well have been dating. Whatever happened to the good old days where instead of apologizing you threw down the F bomb or even flipped them the BIRD. Now I am not talking about using a swear every second word. Think of swears like you think of unicorns, if you saw one every day it wouldn’t be as majestic or luminous it would be a like an regular old ugly horse. Try using a large vocabulary of swears to increase shock value, so in any circumstance you have an arsenal of swear words. The following SWEAR PRACTICE will get you in shape and keep jerks out of your way, remember a good swear can hurt someone up to 30% physically larger than yourself so GO BIG.

1. (Use the words from the word bank to complete the following sentence)
You are in a lecture hall paying attention to class and the guy in front of you keeps talking about his huge pick up last night. You reach out tap him in the shoulder and ask him politely to be quiet. The guy then raises his hand and when the professor calls on him he explains the person behind him (which is you) keeps talking. You then stand up from your seat and call the guy a i)________ ii)________ and your mother is iii)______________ .





2. Use 5 out of the 7 swears in the next 21-24 hours. A-hole, Rocket socket, knickers-knackers-knockers (these three must be said together), buttocks, Ass-Fuck (one word), dildo, crispy knickers.

3. Match the definition to the word by drawing a connective line

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