Blue Balls - A New Game For You All
This past New Years a friend and myself invented a game with the help of beer companies and their beverages. Its name; Blue Balls. The concept is quite difficult, yet the game is a blast. The rules are simple. Get Points. Aim low. Win. Here is an explanation on how to play. The only two objects you require are a doorframe and an exercise ball (preferably one with good but not too good of a bounce).
-Each player starts on a different side of the doorframe, one player with the exercise ball (a coin toss is a fair method).
-The ball is served by the individual starting with it. The ball must bounce once before reaching the other player.
-A ‘pelvic thrusting’ motion (no hands or feet are allowed) is used to return the ball back through the doorframe to the player to which the ball came from.
-The game goes to 15. Points are awarded for the following:
-A point is awarded to the opposing player if you ‘hump’ the ball into the doorframe
-A point is awarded if you successfully ‘sack’ your opponent so that they cannot return the ball
-Each player starts on a different side of the doorframe, one player with the exercise ball (a coin toss is a fair method).
-The ball is served by the individual starting with it. The ball must bounce once before reaching the other player.
-A ‘pelvic thrusting’ motion (no hands or feet are allowed) is used to return the ball back through the doorframe to the player to which the ball came from.
-The game goes to 15. Points are awarded for the following:
-A point is awarded to the opposing player if you ‘hump’ the ball into the doorframe
-A point is awarded if you successfully ‘sack’ your opponent so that they cannot return the ball
Short form: Just keep the ball going and don’t hit the doorframe so that the ball remains on your side; and of course, don’t get sacked.
It kept us busy for quite awhile. Hopefully you can enjoy it yourself. A basic diagram is included below.
It kept us busy for quite awhile. Hopefully you can enjoy it yourself. A basic diagram is included below.
Jay.Concepts.Inc
posted by Glen. @ 1:39 PM
3 comments
3 Comments:
Thank you for the fun new game. I've started playing it with people who don't know they're playing it. You basically just leave your apartment door open until you hear someone walk by and kick the ball at them when you see them. If they get mad just shut your door quickly and lock it. If you have a peep-hole, its even better because you can see their enraged reaction and the frustrating realization that there is nothing they can do about it. Thanks again,
Ross.Concepts.Inc.
Great game Jay. I have become a level 5 pelvis thruster in only 3 short days. In only a short time it has become the new floor game surpassing jacks and jacks were big. For an added bonus on only carpeted playing surfaces I suggest wearing socks. This static electricity build up from repeatedly thrusting used properly can unleash an ultimate combo thrust; I like to call THE SHOCKER. Thanks again Jay.
Evan.L.Concepts.Inc.
That's funny Evan
Scott.Concepts.Inc
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