Concepts
....November's Concept Minis....
Greetings All, just wanted to say a quick 'Hello'. I know everyone is busy with school and such, but take some time to yourself and post a concept or two, big or small.
Send Concepts to glenjohnson8@hotmail.com
or
just have a small concept....idea.... rant....anything to say- post a comment in this months 'Conecpt Minis'
Happy Laughing,
Glen.Concepts.Inc.
posted by Glen. @ 6:30 PM
2 comments
2 Comments:
So I was having a discussion with one of my many enemies and it made me realize something profound. While most people tend to place love and hate on opposite ends of a linear continuum, I have decided that I am going to place them side by side on a circle. From this new model, love and hate are very closely related, for hate and love both invole passion and you can only really hate something if you truly have some sort of deep down love for it as well. It makes me wonder further that perhaps no one can say they hate anything until they have experienced love. I guess I shall be tossing around "not fond" or "dislike" for quite some time. muahahaha.
On a lighter note, you may or may not already be aware of a new phenomonon: Chuck Norris jokes. I think some of you concept members out there may find this funny, I know I do, but then again I'm sure you are saying I find everything funny. But really, these are ideas about Chuck Norris regarding thei Texas Walker Ranger's infinite strength, wisedom and roundhouse kicks...here's a few samples:
- Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
- It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.
-Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
- There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Post a Comment
<< Home